A scanned-in photo of the distant past.
Sing it! Sing along now if you know the words!
Don't.
Seriously. No! Don't!
Stop. Stop it.
Welcome to the Virtual Toy Chest Of Hoardsmas Past.
As regular Hoard Worlders will duly note, Hoardax is a creature of mystery. Rarely seen in public and more recently, barely even seen ONLINE - only a select few of the legions of Hoard Worlders worldwide even know what Hoardax looks like to the naked eye!
To preserve his identity, we had considered using state of the art photo-editing technology to alter Hoardax's childhood face or perhaps replace it with a cartoon version of Hordak who was 15% different to avoid copyright, but NO!
That all just felt too much like effort.
Effort that could be better spent talking about the POWER LORDS.
And now, without any further ado: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Hoardax!
The following passage was taken straight from his upcoming, as-yet unfinished memoir I've Collected Toys My Entire Life And All I Got Is This Ridiculous Amount Of Stuff Everywhere AND This Stupid T-shirt. Due Summer 2056! Look for it in all good book stores if they still exist!
I can still remember the first time I saw Adam Power.
Heck, I have a photo of me the first time I ever saw Adam Power just in case I forget.
