EVERYTHING THAT'S A LITTLE BIT LIKE A SKULL.
BLACK MASK
MARS ATTACKS ALIENS
GHOST RIDER(S)
SKELETOR/SCAREGLOW
BLADE FROM PUPPET MASTER
TASKMASTER
THE RED SKULL
ETC
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PLEASE NOTE: This was an unpublished, completely unfinished, wildly undeveloped 2012 draft that never gestated into an actual blog post and has sat as an untouched, forgotten memento of the earnest, almost painfully innocent first few months of HOARDWORLD.
UNTIL NOW…..ALMOST 15 YEARS LATER….cause fuck it.
Who cares?
Nobody reads blogs anymore anyway.
BY CROM!
I don’t even OWN Black Mask or Mars Attacks martians or Puppetmaster Blade figures anymore!!
But back then? Well…THIS guy did.
He loved them skulls.
And for reasons about as deep as a fucking puddle.
Now he’s divorced and those STAR WARS HIPPOS got sold for $50 to a guy who loves a fucking bargain!
And that skull-loving “HOARDAX” fellow who’d been hoarding awesome shit his whole life so you didn’t have to is selling off childhood tchotchkes at a rate that would make a minimalist shart in their short pants.
It used to be hobby selling, now it’s SELL OR DIE or DON’T PAY RENT or WATCH A SENIOR CAT DIE IN REAL TIME RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES.
And just like that — HOARDWORLD becomes finally what it was always supposed to be 14 years ago.
And THE HOARDSTAGRAM has maybe never been better cause it’s actually showing stuff that’s for sale in ways that are more vital and meaningful (maybe) because this is the final encore for some of these dollies. One last ride.
And so it goes.
FIN.
YR (former) PAL
HOARDAX
PS — I fucking love that new HE-MAN movie. I saw it 24 times at the cinemas. And I’d maybe still be going if they hadn’t stopped playing it. I still can’t believe it got made and it didn’t suck. Even with JAR JAR LETOR. And that TRAP JAW. Oof. What a hunk. And THE FRIGHT ZONE was a collectables shop? SURELY a clever nod to yours truly….surely. 😅
