Saturday, 17 November 2012

BLACK FRIDAY SALE ALL WEEK ON HOARD WORLD NOVEMBER 17th - NOVEMBER 24TH


Note: This Hoard World Adventure continues to exist online only for posterity. While the link to the Hoard Store is still valid (and this blog post is still worth reading of course!) - the 2012 Hoard World Week Long Black Friday Sale has now concluded. Same time next year? 




Dearest Hoard Worlders,

You know Black Friday, right? That magical sale day after the Thanksgiving holiday in the United States?

If you're not from around those parts, you probably still like to grab yourself a bargain online during one of the sales.

At any rate, we have some good news for you, whether you observe Black Friday or not, because it's Black Friday all week here on Hoard World!


You heard it here first folks!

(Where else would they have heard it? -Ed.)


From Saturday November 17th until Saturday November 24th:

20% OFF EVERYTHING* 


*auctions NOT included.


SAY WHAT?


Yep.


S: So let me get this straight. Everything behind me is 20% off?

H: Yes.


S: Even these guys right here?

H: Even Joker and Oblivia, yes.


S: What about these little fellas over here?

H: Okay..what part of EVERYTHING is 20% off for the next week don't YOU get?

S: Really? EVERYTHING?

H: If there's anything we missed at the time, they'll be getting marked down soon enough.


S: What about her?

H: Well, no. Not her. She's on auction. Mr and Mrs. Ebay won't let us knock 20% off the auctions....

S: So it's NOT everything then. You lied.

H: We mentioned it back there in the fine print after the asterisk.

S: Pfffffft. "Fine Print?" This was false advertising. You know how long I've been looking for a Team Rocket Jesse?

H: Um....

S: The customer is always right bloke.

H: Look, maybe if you ask nicely after you win the auction we can knock some off, ok?

S: I'm going to go find this Ebay Store and watch some items......


BV: Did somebody say there was a Black Vulcan Sale on today?

H: No, no, no. A BLACK FRIDAY sale.

BV: Good, because it expressly states in my contract that I am absolutely not to be sold and that I am only available for photo shoots.


Did somebody say 'Blackheart?' Huh? Huh? Cause that's me! That's my name!

NO!


H: Back again?

S: Yeah. I got tired of watching items. It's thirsty work. I think I'm gonna go get a soy latte.You in?

H: Yeah, sure. I'm exhausted.

S: So what did you say all this was for again?

H: It's a week long Black Friday Sale.


DID SOMEBODY SAY......'THE BLACK PANTHER????'

H: Oh brother. Next year, we're going to celebrate Buy Nothing Day instead and just close the store for 24 hours.

The End.

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