Thursday 14 February 2013

TOP 5 VALENTINE'S DAY TIPS OF ALL TIME!

Hoardax's Online Dating Profile 

NAME: Harold H. Hoardax
OCCUPATION: Overlord/Part-time eBay seller
AGE: You don't wanna know.
SEX: See Above.
LOCATION: Hoard World.
LOOKING FOR: Love in all the wrong places. 

LIKES
Hoarding
Plastic Things
Hoarding Plastic Things

DISLIKES
My brother Hordak
Going outside
Dust.



Valentine's Day. 

Love it or hate it - you can't escape it. 

Sadly, even Hoard World isn't safe.

And as it turns out there's a whole 'nother side to Hoard World that you ain't seen before.

I may not be able to write a dating profile to save my plastic behind but I know what love is.

I present to you now:

HOARDAX'S BEST EVER VALENTINE'S DAY ADVICE.