Sunday, 29 July 2012

I LIKE LICENSED MERCH AND I CAN NOT LIE: JOHNNY LIGHTNING MARVEL CARS


Johnny Lightning were kinda like Mattel's Hot Wheels except not as popular. They were out of business by 1971 while Hot Wheels continued to thrive. One thing they did have over Hot Wheels however was that they were FAST. 

I'm talking fast

To paraphrase one of the catchphrases of the major motion picture Action Jackson, if I may - Johnny Lightning cars were, "Fast. Faster. Fastest."

Or at least that was their claim to fame.

Thursday, 26 July 2012

IS SCARE GLOW ACTUALLY THE GHOST OF SKELETOR?

"So, Skullface, what's the deal? Am I you or am I you? It's time we put these ghosts to rest."
"Air out the "skeletons in our closet" so to speak? Eh? Scare Glowie?"

Hello again fellow Hoard Worlders!

It's been a very busy week of sorting and preparing over here at Hoard World HQ but a very quiet week out there on The Internets from us, with barely a new ebay listing to speak of, or a new blog post here on Hoard World itself.

At best, we've done nothing more online this week than spam our loyal Hoard Worlders on Facey B with He-man and G.I. Joe YouTube clips (good ones though, you should check them out if you haven't already!) and a Moss Man Meme.

This is the calm before the storm though, with some very exciting things on the horizon, and a tonne of new ebay listings and blog posts coming soon.

To keep up online appearances however, we went and got an exclusive interview with Skeletor and Scareglow, to finally quell some long-standing rumours by actually asking the Evil Warriors involved.

Wednesday, 18 July 2012

TRAP JAW & TRAP JAW HAVE A CHAT ABOUT OUR NEW EBAY STORE LOGO!


Trap Jaw 200x: "So, uh did you hear about Hoard World's new ebay store logo Trap Jaw?"

Trap Jaw MOTUC: "Nope! Sure haven't, Trap Jaw! Also...duh...what's an 'ebay'?" 

Trap Jaw 200x: "Nothin' much, it's just where we're going to sell you when we get sick of you. That's all."

Trap Jaw MOTUC: "GULP."

Monday, 16 July 2012

ENTER THE LOST WORLD OF WARLORD....AND HE-MAN?


Probably one of my favourite toy companies of all time was REMCO.

At least the REMCO that I grew up with in the 80s was. 

I mean, they did a bunch of great stuff like the fascinating (at least to me) MAN-TECH  series. They were highly playable, way before Centurions or Modulok and they had their own cool Archie comic. I'm pretty sure they also came with mini-comics that may or may not have been the same as the Archie comic.

And who could forget their line of Karate Kid toys? The Mr.Miyagi/Daniel-san Two-pack came with breakable scenery for them to practice Karate on and a giant plastic pair of chopsticks with a fly on a string. 

For real, yo.

But to me, their fantasy figures were as iconic as Masters Of The Universe. Obviously as a kid you're not so discerning. A toy is a toy. And when you're growing up through the He-man phase of 1982-1987, one heroic or evil warrior is as good as the next.  

The Warlord was one such series. The line was based on Mike Grell's DC Comic of the same name but it also included characters from other cross-over DC characters who had their own comic like ARAK and HERCULES.

HOARD WORLD EXCLUSIVES NOW AVAILABLE IN ALL STAR COMICS MELBOURNE'S VINTAGE TOY CABINET!



Note: This Hoard World Adventure continues to exist online only for posterity. While there are currently Hoard World items in the cabinet at All Star Comics Melbourne, the ones shown in this blog post are long gone.

Hoardax has just been to All Star Comics Melbourne and loaded up their vintage toy cabinet with some tasty treats. This is hopefully going to be an ongoing event. These items are being exclusively sold at All Star Comics by Hoardax, which means they are currently unavailable to buy from us via our Ebay store or any of Hoard World's other channels. So, if you want any of the items in these pics, your only option is to go down to All Star and grab 'em. We apologise to our interstate and international Hoard Worlders.

This is a preview of what's currently in the cabinet - To see the rest and also to keep up to date on what's being put in there and what's no longer in there, refer to our facebook album All Star Comics Toy Cabinet Exclusives or even better, check out the cabinet itself!

Special Thanks to All Star Comics for their awesome cabinet space!

Happy Hoarding!

See ya at the comic book store!

YR PAL,

HOARDAX.







Friday, 13 July 2012

HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13th EVERYBODY!


Hoard World would like to wish everybody a magnificient Friday The 13th!!

A big thanks to all involved and all who have participated in making the very first week of Hoard World as awesome as it's been!

It has begun!

YR PAL,

HOARDAX.

(from left to right - G.I. JASON card back from Fright Rags Jason T-shirt, Jason X and Jason from Jason Goes To Hell (Movie Maniacs) and the recently released limited edition Friday The 13th DVD box set (region 1) with Jason Mask.)

Thursday, 12 July 2012

THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS MONSTERS FIGURES AND MYSTERIA FROM FILMATION'S GHOSTBUSTERS WERE AN EARLY 90s MUSIC GROUP?!?!?


So when I was just a Hoardling, I had a few toys. Just so you know, in case it wasn't obvious to you already from the story so far. I was by no means one of those rich kids whose house you went to and they had EVERYTHING but, I reckon I did alright. Heck, I didn't do much of anything else. My life was going to school, taping things off the television, reading books and playing with my toys. I never got into any of your bourgeois sports! Although, I must admit I had a soft spot for ten-pin bowling, table tennis and pool because I'd seen the adult Hoarders do it. You gotta get to 'em while they're young.

But, I digress.

I could write tens of thousands of pages on the sorts of games I used to play with my toys and, maybe I will. But when I found one particular posse in my collection last week, I remembered something that I'd known was bizarre, even at the time.

The Real Ghostbusters line of toys by Kenner were short on characters to begin with but towards the end of the line they were really stretching it. I've read other blogs like this one here that have already done a decent job of pointing that out. I personally was a big fan of the toys of the evil Granny Ghost (it was both relevant and terrifying), The Bum-licker Toilet Ghost (I'm sure it's not actually called that) and Quasimodo. Not having had the first two even though I lusted after them, my nostalgia for them ends right there. But I had The Hunchback.

Oh yes, I had The Hunchback.

The Hunchback and most of his friends. And I LOVED them. 
They were based on Universal Monsters (the Dracula even looked like Bela Lugosi) and when you pinched their legs together they had an action feature. 

What's not to like?


But I never played with them in the way that you'd think.

As a Hoardling growing up I was also obsessed with Morticia Addams and Elvira. I don't want to out myself here but they were probably my first big crushes that weren't Wonder Woman or Evil Lyn or Debbie - my Aunty's friend (childhood photo of me and her COMING SOON. She bought me an awesome Pepsi Truck. I would use my Fozzie Bear puppet to woo her. It didn't take).

So given these Addams Family and horror hostess based obsessions, it was sad for me that I never had a figure of some kind. That was until Filmation's Ghostbusters came out with the character of Mysteria - who was a total rip-off.

And finally, my band line-up was complete.

What?

Now, I couldn't tell you how this started and it couldn't have lasted for THAT long but one Saturday morning during an episode of Video Hits I decided that the music videos just weren't cutting it.The music needed something else. 

It needed Frankenstein's Monster, The Wolfman, The Hunchback, Count Dracula and Mysteria to be miming along.

For quite some time.....

.....probably most of  the running time of Video Hits (which was usually three hours).

Naturally, the Kenner figures were perfectly suited to miming songs because all their mouths opened and closed when you squeezed their legs together.

But you know what? I was just a young Hoardling. What's wrong with that? Kids play with toys.

The weird thing was the song choices. Now this is going to both age me and possibly prove I was slightly too old to be doing this but it's necessary to this tale.

I VIVIDLY remember doing these songs in particular:




Yep. And now you know.




Now that we have the internet and YouTube video capabilities, perhaps we should force Hoardax to re-enact some of these music videos? We know he still has the action figures for it! If we get enough votes....

THIS. COULD. HAPPEN.


NEXT EPISODE: REMCO V.S. MATTEL! WARLORD AND HE-MAN MEET!


Wednesday, 11 July 2012

BEHIND THE SCENES OF A HOARD WORLD PHOTO SHOOT: APACHE CHIEF AND HIS SUPER FRIENDS.



During an extended photo shoot earlier today at Hoard World, Uncle Hoardax managed to snap a couple of behind-the-scenes shots of his official photographer Skorpia hard at work. Being the consummate professional she is, she not only takes most of the pics for the blog and ebay listings but she's also responsible for things like making sure The Apache Chief and his pals were comfortable and looked after for this morning's photo shoot. Whether it was making sure Samurai's green room snacks were all Gluten Free, finding the right lighting for Black Vulcan's short pants or keeping El Dorado's hair piece on his head whenever there was an unexpected draft, Skorpia did it all!

These aren't just Behind The Scenes pics, they're also incredibly rare sighting of Skorpia's secret humanoid hand.

VoilĂ ! Apache Chief and his Super Friends making eye contact with you, the Hoard Worlders at home.


NEXT EPISODE: HOARDAX  TAKES YOU ON A TRIP DOWN HIS OWN MEMORY LANE WHERE THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS MONSTERS PERFORMED WITH FILMATION'S GHOSTBUSTERS MYSTERIA! 

COMING SOON: HOARDAX INTRODUCES REMCO'S WARLORD AND VINTAGE HE-MAN TO THEIR MODERN DAY COUNTERPARTS!

Saturday, 7 July 2012

THE FIRST 24 HOURS OF HOARD WORLD HAS BEEN GIVEN THE THUMBS UP BY KOBRA KHAN HIMSELF!

Kobra Kahn Celebrates 50 Facebook Likes!


Now that Hoardax and Hoard World have been officially launched out into the stratosphere and the welcoming arms of The Internets Public, it's time to say a quick thank you to everybody that has accepted us  with open tentacles and already shown their support so very early in the piece.

THANKS EVERYBODY!


It's all been very exciting so far. Last night watching the likes increase exponentially on the facebook page so rapidly after being announced was a real thrill. Special thanks should go in particular to the guys at Melbourne's own All Star Comics for recommending us on their page and liking us themselves - they played a massive part in spreading the good word last night. It was so awesome to start seeing people I didn't already know starting to like us. (To the people I do already know that liked us, we love and appreciate your support too!)

It is very early days (well, it's still very early DAY) but in the upcoming week expect to see a bunch of new blog entries about things we all like to hoard, a metric hoardload of new ebay listings covering all sorts of territory, and, for you local folk, watch out for some sneaky loose action figures turning up in the vintage toy cabinet at All Star Comics Melbourne.

To celebrate our 50th Facebook Like on Hoard World we gave away a mystery vintage MOTU toy. It turned out to be Kobra Kahn (pictured).

Congratulations once again to BJ for being that special FIFTIETH Hoard Worlder.

What's in store for the next lucky person to hit a Facebook Like Milestone? 
We'll all see when we get closer to the 100 mark. 

Friday, 6 July 2012

THE EVIL HOARD HAS ARRIVED.....



Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to HOARDING, the name and the act.


While hoarding cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains... STUFF.


Hoarding devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled. Yet hoarding doesn't only destroy, it creates and sells as well. Let's examine closely then this dangerously evil creation, this new breed encased and contained within the supple skin of my recently evacuated storage unit.


The collectables are there, the unmistakable smell of nostalgia, the surface plastic and shiny, the format DVD and VHS.


But a word of caution: handle with care and don't drop your guard. This rapacious new breed prowls both online and at swaps, being sold at any level, any time, anywhere, and to anybody.


Who are they?


One might be your facebook friendyour favourite hashtag... or THIS link to an ebay store!

Welcome to Hoard World.

Stay a while, stay forever.

kthxbai.

yr pal,
HOARDAX

***Hoardax's Welcome To Hoarding Intro is a loving homage to the  Welcome To Violence Opening of Russ Meyer's Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!***