"I'm riding a chicken. Deal with it."
What you are about to witness is the tragic tale of a love lost.
It's the classic story of Man meets Chicken. Proceed at your heart's own risk.
DISCLAIMER: No plastic mutant anti-heroes or giant muppet chickens were harmed during the making of this fictionalised re-enactment of....fiction.
It all happened quite by accident. If by "accident" you mean Deadpool saw Camilla The Chicken and decided to ride her like a horsey. This was never going to end well.
The mood changed somewhat when everybody's favourite Merc With A Mouth got a rumbly tummy.
"Mmmmmmm-mmmmmmmmmm...TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
What have you done, Spider-man?"
What have you done, Spider-man?"
"How.....how could you? You MONSTER!!! She was my everything!"
"Relax Muppet features. I was hungry. I hadn't eaten since lunch! She's delicious by the way. Also, nice suit. Where'd you get it? Unemployed Stand-up Comics 'R' Us?"
"Prepare to die!"
"Which Bond Villain are you supposed to be? Dr. Nose?"
Like we said - it was the classic story.
Man meets Chicken.
Man eats Chicken.
Chicken's Boyfriend finds out.
Chicken's Boyfriend tries to kill Man.
Hoardax runs out of pictures to finish the story.
Besides that, we all know that not even Gonzo The Great could actually kill Deadpool. We'll leave it up to you to decide what happens next. That's arty, right? An ambiguous ending?
So ends this week's HOARD WORLD FABLE - That tale as old as time of an alien, his giant chicken and the mutant anti-hero that wanted to eat it.
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