Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to HOARDING, the name and
the act.
While hoarding cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its
favorite mantle still remains... STUFF.
Hoarding devours all it touches, its voracious appetite
rarely fulfilled. Yet hoarding doesn't only destroy, it creates and sells as
well. Let's examine closely then this dangerously evil creation, this new breed
encased and contained within the supple skin of my recently evacuated storage unit.
The collectables are there, the unmistakable smell of
nostalgia, the surface plastic and shiny, the format DVD and VHS.
But a word of caution: handle with care and don't drop your
guard. This rapacious new breed prowls both online and at swaps, being sold at
any level, any time, anywhere, and to anybody.
Who are they?
One might be your facebook friend, your favourite hashtag...
or THIS link to an ebay store!
Welcome to Hoard World.
Stay a while, stay forever.
kthxbai.
yr pal,
Welcome to Hoard World.
Stay a while, stay forever.
kthxbai.
yr pal,
HOARDAX
***Hoardax's Welcome To Hoarding Intro is a loving homage to the Welcome To Violence Opening of Russ Meyer's Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!***
***Hoardax's Welcome To Hoarding Intro is a loving homage to the Welcome To Violence Opening of Russ Meyer's Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!***
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