Friday 6 July 2012


Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to HOARDING, the name and the act.

While hoarding cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains... STUFF.

Hoarding devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled. Yet hoarding doesn't only destroy, it creates and sells as well. Let's examine closely then this dangerously evil creation, this new breed encased and contained within the supple skin of my recently evacuated storage unit.

The collectables are there, the unmistakable smell of nostalgia, the surface plastic and shiny, the format DVD and VHS.

But a word of caution: handle with care and don't drop your guard. This rapacious new breed prowls both online and at swaps, being sold at any level, any time, anywhere, and to anybody.

Who are they?

One might be your facebook friendyour favourite hashtag... or THIS link to an ebay store!

Welcome to Hoard World.

Stay a while, stay forever.


yr pal,

***Hoardax's Welcome To Hoarding Intro is a loving homage to the  Welcome To Violence Opening of Russ Meyer's Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!***

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