Hoard World Year Three in Review.

Monday July 6th 2015 is the third anniversary of the shenanigans that have become known as "Hoard World", so, as per usual, I take this magical moment in time to cast my weary eye-stalks back over the last 12 months. Let's see if we can't learn a thing or two, eh?

Incidentally, as you can no doubt tell by the assorted 3rd Birthday pics that accompany this retrospective blog entry, we had a great time. With Giant Cake. And over-sized celebratory candles. Thanks for asking.

10 THINGS I WILL PROBABLY NEVER OWN (AND I'M FINE WITH THAT)

Picture by DoomKick (strangely enough not actually taken by me)

The idea for this latest feature was taken from the wildly popular Facey B folder of the same name that's an ongoing update of all the nice things that I wouldn't MIND owning, but for a variety of reasons including availability, finances and where they are on my list of consumer priority, will probably never own. That was a long sentence. My condolences.

And I'm fine with that. I've already made my peace. I tell myself.

So let's take a sneaky look at 10 of these aforementioned things that I will probably never own.

There's nothing the people of Earth like more than self-indulgent flights of fancy all wrapped up into a juicy Listicle!

QUICK UPDATE: BATMAN VILLAINS - CASTLE GRAYSKULL - EBAY IS EXCELLENT

It was about time that they met themselves.

It never rains, it pours eh?

No Hoard World Blog entries for almost two months and then three within a week!!!???!? Hachi-machi!!

There was just some stuff that I had to tell you all about.

For starters, after all these years, the Batman Villains got to finally meet the actors who played them on Television! It was quite a wonderful day. The Joker still can't believe he has a painted-over mustache on television, though.

Meanwhile, as has been well-documented on The Hoardstagram in both videos and pictures, Castle Grayskull has become quite the Tourist Trap since it landed on Hoard World.

When Hoardax himself hasn't been demanding drinks from "Robot Waiters", he's been running quite a racket. From Grayskull After Dark Dance Parties and charging local tourists to have their photo taken, to using the castle's ample space as an illegal parking garage.

Hoardax has the POWER!!!.....to make five bucks per holiday snap.

The Sorceress was less than impressed with a Wind Raider parked in her loungeroom.

Meanwhile, somebody said THIS on a recent Hoardsmas eBay sale over at the Hoard Store:

"Faultless seller - efficient, great communication and prices. Will use again."

That's probably the best eBay feedback I ever read. Not that I'm playing favourites. I love all positive feedback comments.

So eBay is being pretty excellent to me right now. That's alls I'm sayin'. Compadre. Calm your farm. Ok?

This is literally the best thing that ever happened.

This is not hyperbole. I don't even own a bowl!

And that's it!!

yr pal,

HOARDAX.

Oooh! Behind The Scenes! Oooh! You've seen some of the magic!

HOARDSMAS SEASONS GREETINGS 2013 aka THE HOARD IS FAMILY!

There hasn't been a family reunion like this since Darkseid moved to Apokolips, Hordak got stuck in Despondos and I moved to HOARD WORLD. First HOARDSMAS we've spent together in a long time albeit Hordak has turned up as GhostDak and projected himself here. You know, kinda like Skype. On a side note, Grizzlor loved the Predator Doll that Leech gave him for HOARDSMAS. And Zodac has fallen in love with his chocolate bar. 'nuff said.

Disclaimer: HOARD WORLD does not promote, condone or encourage any of the alcohol varieties that appear in the following photos. Please drink responsibly.

You should know that HOARDSMAS isn't Christmas.

BLACK FRIDAY SALE ALL WEEK ON HOARD WORLD NOVEMBER 17th - NOVEMBER 24TH

Note: This Hoard World Adventure continues to exist online only for posterity. While the link to the Hoard Store is still valid (and this blog post is still worth reading of course!) - the 2012 Hoard World Week Long Black Friday Sale has now concluded. Same time next year? 

A FRESH BATCH OF HOARD WORLD EXCLUSIVES HAVE ARRIVED AT THE ALL STAR COMICS TOY CABINET

RIDDLE ME THIS: Why is there a question mark after RIDDLE  ME THIS?

Hi. I'm The Joker. I'll be your butler for this evening.

The Creeper. Blue Devil. A Secret Handshake. A Beautiful Moment In History.

For my next trick I'm gonna sue Mysterio!

But not before I sue Hellboy!

Note: This Hoard World Adventure continues to exist online only for posterity. There are currently Hoard World items for sale in the toy cabinet at All Star Comics (just not the ones in this feature!) so but keep your eyes peeled! 

For a complete list of items currently available exclusively in the All Star Comics Melbourne Toy Cabinet check out the latest Hoard World photo album on Facey B or stop by the comic shop in person!
Tell 'em Uncle Hoardax sent ya!