Five Christopher Walken Screen Appearances You Probably Haven't Seen

Chris Walken is 72 years young today.

If you've been following Hoard World's adventures for long enough, you will have, no doubt, at some point, come across liberal amounts of references to the triple-threat star of stage and screen that is Chris Walken.

For his 70th birthday a few years back, I even dedicated a blog entry to my love of him, and more recently, the supercut of his dance sequences appeared as No. 1 in my 6 YouTube Videos You Need To See Before You Die extravaganza (which was my mini-tribute to his last birthday).

This year, in lieu of having written any new content whatsoever on this blog for the entire month of March, I figured it was way past due to worship Walken once again.

I mean, I already did it myself in my own time this weekend just past. Each year we host a Christopher Walken's Birthday Party celebration at Hoard World HQ. It's always wonderful and usually goes slightly off the rails in the most unexpected of ways, but as long as there's Walken movies playing on the TV, we all sign his birthday card and we sing Happy Birthday with a nice big cake, we feel we have done everything we possibly can to celebrate.

Let's cut to the chase though, shall we?

10 THINGS I WILL PROBABLY NEVER OWN (AND I'M FINE WITH THAT)

Picture by DoomKick (strangely enough not actually taken by me)

The idea for this latest feature was taken from the wildly popular Facey B folder of the same name that's an ongoing update of all the nice things that I wouldn't MIND owning, but for a variety of reasons including availability, finances and where they are on my list of consumer priority, will probably never own. That was a long sentence. My condolences.

And I'm fine with that. I've already made my peace. I tell myself.

So let's take a sneaky look at 10 of these aforementioned things that I will probably never own.

There's nothing the people of Earth like more than self-indulgent flights of fancy all wrapped up into a juicy Listicle!

6 YouTube VIDEOS YOU NEED TO SEE BEFORE YOU DIE.

Friends that YouTube together, can die happily together.

There's 1001 lists of things other people think you should be doing before you die. But who are they to tell you? And more importantly, who the heck are they to tell ME?

Not one to be left behind by such modern day fads as "Doing Things", "Achieving Inane Goals Set By Others" or "Living Life to the Fullest" (yuck!), I have concocted a list of my own. Afterall, you can hoard experiences too, you know.

These are 6 achievements you can reach right now without even getting up!

All of them are YouTube videos. All of them (with one exception) are clips I have only come across this year so there's a slight chance you might not have already seen them! All of them are awesome in their own way.

And all of them you NEED to see before you die.*

Remember folks, the future is uncertain, and the end is always near. At least that's what Jim Morrison said, and he was right about that for himself!

Let's begin shall we?

ASK HOARDAX - ROUND ONE

So many questions. So many answers. So little time. So much to say.

Regular readers of the Hoard World Facey B may remember a new segment instituted a few weeks ago entitled ASK HOARDAX.

For those who came in late, this was a new forum where you could ask ME anything you like about anything you like! Whether it be hoarding related, cooking tips or relationship advice - I'm ready to believe you!*

This was originally supposed to be a weekly occurrence on Facey B, but during early experiments I decided that, if anything, it should instead exist as ongoing semi-regular rounds, similar in format (if not in content) to something like ASK MATTY.

I open up the floor, you guys submit the questions and  then everything is collated into a lovely, more in-depth blog post right here on Hoard World for all to see!

And here we are. So, let's begin shall we? Round One of Ask Hoardax.............

CHRISTOPHER WALKEN'S 70TH BIRTHDAY - CELEBRATED HOARD WORLD STYLE!

TODAY IS CHRIS WALKEN'S 70th BIRTHDAY!

You might not know this but Christopher Walken is Hoardax's favourite star of stage and screen. On planet Earth, at least. As such, this Walkentastic Milestone was celebrated in true Hoard World style.